Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

Thanksgiving Day celebrations are usually much more than just the Thanksgiving feast. It is a day when families come together to spend time giving thanks for each other, the good things in life and to enjoy each other’s company. Kids can share their Thanksgiving humor by telling jokes, not only with others of their age group, but also with adult members of their families. When everybody assembles for the Thanksgiving dinner, kids can come out with funny one-liners, riddles and jokes which add a humorous color to the festive mood of this occasion. Read on for some witty and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes you can share with your kids.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids 

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.

What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.

I hope you enjoyed this round-up of super cute Thanksgiving jokes. Which one was your favorite? Share!

Jokes were found at: http://www.kidactivities.net/post/Thanksgiving-Jokes-for-Kids.aspx.

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